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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.

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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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(503): View more from Oregon

The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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(916): View more from California

Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?

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(650): View more from California

lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.

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(248): View more from Michigan

You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs

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It's spelled Olympics

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