we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
All I want is dick and wine.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
