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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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