There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
