this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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