I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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