so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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