No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Dear god my vagina.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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