Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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