We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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