don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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