I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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