You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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