Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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