I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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