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i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?

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(607): View more from New York

Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.

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(850): View more from Florida

when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..

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(904): View more from Florida

I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.

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(276): View more from Virginia

That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.

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(630): View more from Illinois

As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.

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So I WAS right.

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(678): View more from Georgia

The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus

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