On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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