I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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