I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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