I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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