Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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