Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My dick has a subreddit
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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