jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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