i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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