Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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