Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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