How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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