so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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