brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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