thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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