Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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