beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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