shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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