you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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