If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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