are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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