How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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