Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i came on her dog
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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