Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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