that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
