we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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