So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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