glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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