Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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