I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he puts the penis in happiness.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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