where am i from again
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
