it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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