Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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