Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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