Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
my liver is dry heaving
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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