Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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