Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Pants are for mortals
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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