You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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