thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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