would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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