the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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