he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
