you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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