My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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