I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I have fence marks all over my body
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I need water and some morals
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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