If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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