oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I had to cum in my sink.
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