evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i think my cat just said my name.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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